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Showing posts with label celebrity diamond. Show all posts

Britney, Diamond And Islam

No diamond to wear in public, Britney is now veiled over. She is learning how to recite the Koran and trying not to skip her daily five-time prayer. She doesn't eat pork and says no to alcohol. Her ring is only the one made from plastic. If you would like to laugh out loud, I hope, not right now. it's not the right time.

She still sings but prefers to do it in the bedroom. Of nightlife she just says, 'it's history." Britney is also learning how to fast, the real one -- not only to refrain from food and drink but also from anger and sexual desire. Last year she fasted a few days and it's okay for her as done only half day each. She told me three days ago, her diamond ring has long been sold, or perhaps given away to a homeless in the outskirts of Manhattan.

As to going pilgrimage to Mecca, she may not do it in the near future. She is not well prepared mentally. But Britney is longing for this sacred ceremony. Why has she decided to convert to Islam? First, she got along well quite long with the Muslim community around her neighborhood before and found them as humble, helpful and peaceful people. Second, after a long contemplation, she agrees with the concept of the beyond compare God, the one and only. She's wishing for a real diamond in the day after.

So, how about her fans? Will this effect them?

"Fans? What're you talking about?" Britney Lestari, a successful entrepreneur here in Jakarta, gets confused.

No diamond everyone--no lavishly music concert. It's not about the one singing I'm not a girl not yet a woman. We'll talk about her later.

Good night.
Spoofed and rewritten from Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy by the same author, a man with a lot of talent for your whiteboard animation project.

Harrison Ford And His Earring? Is It Diamond?

Nobody has ever got closer to Harrison Ford in the middle of the night to make sure his earring is diamond or just iron. And nobody has ever asked him to get back to Indonesia to upset the Minister again, standing on a desk and grumbling like a child. Does it have something to do with bravery?

It's about that "charm" in his ear. Has he ever asked environmentalists to wear an earring too to outdo him flying in the sky? Harrison Ford loves flying. Once he and his film crew flew around Sumatra in two helicopters. That was not hunting for diamonds. He owns six aeroplanes and a helicopter but not for you to borrow.

Forget about this silly joke. It's his right to do what he likes to do, including beautify himself as an elderly, even though you say it's not his time anymore. You know Harrison Ford's lifestyle has left common people behind. He owns a US $12 million mansion in Los Angeles, and if you're wondering his earring has diamond, it's not your fault.

This is what's going on: Our hero, Mr. Indiana Jones, upset Zulkifli Hasan, Indonesia's Minister of Forestry,on September 2013. Zulkifli made the headlines when he said he was "shocked" by the hero questions about deforestation. Perhaps Zulkifli had seen Harrison Ford's earring really had magic that enabled the actor to restore the scale of the problem in Indonesia.

Well, it's only a weird presumption. Better not interfering Harrison Ford with him in Indonesia filming an episode of Years of Living Dangerously, a series about climate change to be broadcast next year on the US TV network Show time. His earring has no diamond if you think he will give it away to you after completing his project.

India diamond ring, who stole it?

India Diamond Ring Stolen. Who did it? Does it belong to one of the famous Bollywood celebrities? Whose jewelry is it? Aishwarya Bachchan's? Maduri Dixit's? Or Salman Khan's maybe?

Nobody is sure about it. Not even Aishwarya Bachchan, Maduri Dixit's and even Salman Khan. What is it like? How about the size? Is it an expensive India diamond ring which was stolen? Sure, it is! When did it happen?

But wait, sure it is! How can we say sure? We don't even know what's going on here. First, there's a rumor of an India diamond ring was stolen. We should know where the news come from. Is it from Bombay? New Delhi? Bangalore? Or maybe from Thailand? Singapore? Malaysia? If you ask Aishwarya Bachchan, Maduri Dixit's and Salman Khan, they might say, "what are you talking about?"

Second, Bollywood has nothing to do with the rumor of India diamond ring which was stolen by a mysterious person. Sure, they have created sorts of movies portraying a pickpocket, a theft or even robbers throughout their movie industry history. But the real one which was taken from nowhere could be found nowhere.

Well, let's ask a seer about it. He or she might be able to tell exactly the whereabouts of this stolen India diamond ring. He or she might be able to tell who did it. But have you heard something weirder here?

This morning a seer's underpants were gone, and instead of trying to find out where they are or if they have been stolen, he just takes it easy, sings all night long until he falls asleep. And you know what? He dreams of the diamond talking to him, "I stole your underpants!"

Aishwarya Bachchan, Maduri Dixit's and Salman Khan might not be happy on hearing this. And neither might the thief. But who"s the thief?

Cheap Diamond Belongs To Celebrities?

This cheap diamond ring doesn't belong to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt who kept most of the details of their wedding hidden from the public. No celebrities deserve it. it belongs to you. And you don't have to keep it from public. Just beware of the snatchers, okay?

It is not designed by jeweler Robert Procop, and neither is it the beautiful tablet-shaped diamond ring reportedly boasts 16-carats -- and a lot of sparkle that not only celebrities, the poor have to watch it with mouth agape in excitement. It's a only a cheap diamond belonging to a sincere heart which soon will be given away to you.

There are no celebrities like to wear cheap diamond rings, necklaces or bracelets. There are no official reports on how much it cost yet, but this cheap diamond can outdo those belong to the haves.

Save your $500,000 money or even a million dollars. I'll give it to you free. Whatever the feeling you have now, this cheap diamond can make you imagine that the sparkler cost of it is beyond compare. It makes even celebrities envy you.

Who says that you have to spend an exorbitant amount of money to find a beautiful ring? For those of you who like to tickle your fancy when you fail to make ends meet just believe it: Brilliance Diamonds is not even better than the cheap one. Get rid of celebrities out of your mind, close back your eyes and imagine your beloved one hugging you for giving her this sparkling dream.
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