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Britney, Diamond And Islam

No diamond to wear in public, Britney is now veiled over. She is learning how to recite the Koran and trying not to skip her daily five-time prayer. She doesn't eat pork and says no to alcohol. Her ring is only the one made from plastic. If you would like to laugh out loud, I hope, not right now. it's not the right time.

She still sings but prefers to do it in the bedroom. Of nightlife she just says, 'it's history." Britney is also learning how to fast, the real one -- not only to refrain from food and drink but also from anger and sexual desire. Last year she fasted a few days and it's okay for her as done only half day each. She told me three days ago, her diamond ring has long been sold, or perhaps given away to a homeless in the outskirts of Manhattan.

As to going pilgrimage to Mecca, she may not do it in the near future. She is not well prepared mentally. But Britney is longing for this sacred ceremony. Why has she decided to convert to Islam? First, she got along well quite long with the Muslim community around her neighborhood before and found them as humble, helpful and peaceful people. Second, after a long contemplation, she agrees with the concept of the beyond compare God, the one and only. She's wishing for a real diamond in the day after.

So, how about her fans? Will this effect them?

"Fans? What're you talking about?" Britney Lestari, a successful entrepreneur here in Jakarta, gets confused.

No diamond everyone--no lavishly music concert. It's not about the one singing I'm not a girl not yet a woman. We'll talk about her later.

Good night.
Spoofed and rewritten from Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy by the same author, a man with a lot of talent for your whiteboard animation project.
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