Here is a diamond joke which might sound weird to those having no money but are eager to present a set of lavish jewelry to their honey. Listen, but before that make sure you have made the bed.
Once upon a time, Rambo was assigned to fight back terrorists in Afghanistan. One of the terrorists, having three diamonds and rubies, liked to tell a joke around about an American hero whose head like ruby but with no brain in it. He was waiting for "the hero" to come and challenge him to wrestle for the best.
It's a quiet evening and as usual, Rambo started narrating a melancholic nostalgia about his misery in a dark room. It's no joke that he recalled the city as it had been before the war. You know, diamonds there which had been gone in a huge explosion in Thailand. Standing in front of him was Colonel Samuel Trautman, his superior who calmed him down.
Rambo said to him that he got bored of Trautman controlling his life. It's weird, Rambo wanted him to tell joke instead, about a terrorist in Afghanistan who had diamonds and rubies and was the bravest among other.
"Come on, John," said Trautman to Rambo. Stop being childish. "You're not alone, you've got companions now as strong as you. Three men will be there to back you up!"
"What a joke!" Rambo exclaimed. "Why should I go there, if I am no more beyond compare. You want the diamonds? Go, get them for yourself!"
All of sudden, there's a huge explosion heard and Rambo and Trautment got killed at once.
And ...
"It's not a funny joke, stupid! I want my diamond back!" A wife yelled at her husband who took her jewelry behind her back to make ends meet Well, the broke man seemed not interested to continue blogging.
Once upon a time, Rambo was assigned to fight back terrorists in Afghanistan. One of the terrorists, having three diamonds and rubies, liked to tell a joke around about an American hero whose head like ruby but with no brain in it. He was waiting for "the hero" to come and challenge him to wrestle for the best.
It's a quiet evening and as usual, Rambo started narrating a melancholic nostalgia about his misery in a dark room. It's no joke that he recalled the city as it had been before the war. You know, diamonds there which had been gone in a huge explosion in Thailand. Standing in front of him was Colonel Samuel Trautman, his superior who calmed him down.
Rambo said to him that he got bored of Trautman controlling his life. It's weird, Rambo wanted him to tell joke instead, about a terrorist in Afghanistan who had diamonds and rubies and was the bravest among other.
"Come on, John," said Trautman to Rambo. Stop being childish. "You're not alone, you've got companions now as strong as you. Three men will be there to back you up!"
"What a joke!" Rambo exclaimed. "Why should I go there, if I am no more beyond compare. You want the diamonds? Go, get them for yourself!"
All of sudden, there's a huge explosion heard and Rambo and Trautment got killed at once.
And ...
"It's not a funny joke, stupid! I want my diamond back!" A wife yelled at her husband who took her jewelry behind her back to make ends meet Well, the broke man seemed not interested to continue blogging.
